, I’m halfway to a ‘perfect low’ and
is bashing the table with a Louisville Slugger.He had pulled it out from the umbrella stand a moment earlier
without breaking his verbal tirade about some point or another and
punctuated his assertion with a symbolic yet forceful bump to the felt.The noise seemed to please him and his attention shifted from the
modest combustion of verbal combat to the pure distilled chaos of bats
and heavy furniture.He
struck the table repeatedly with more force and glee each time.Chip stacks fell and scattered and slid off the felt. Drinks were
hastily lifted and clutched securely as players distanced themselves
from the staccato rhythms of Hank’s frothing brutality.“Better let him work through this,” we all thought as he
struck blow after blow.
7/2/2002 -- Gorg hosts, another scramble for players
with Koneo, Hank, and Chowhound out on the holiday shortened week. Dano even
played. Edict starts the night off with a spill. Edict brings a
"New Guy" who filled in for the missing and the lost. Lymie
claims he had the perfect low when he was neither perfect or low, but he argued
and scrutinized for minutes as if to "will it into being." Dano
plays "Follow the Queen' and deals himself 2 queens twice. Lyons
quote of the night: "Best fuckin' I ever did was in front of a
fan." Lyons again provides comedy relief when he insisted
Edict beat Feltman's low with a "6-5-2."
one requirement for attending Tuesday Night Poker is that you have a little
extra cash in your pocket to gamble with. In trying
economic times such as we have today, it has been a proud TNP tradition for
players to sometime take on "moonlighting jobs" to help supplement
their incomes and raise the pin money they need to play.
Fran Seth to have 'Wild Bachelor Party.'
With a bold stroke of
genius and desperation, a Bachelor Party is in the works for the decidedly un-married San Fran
Seth. A surprise only to the guest of honor who is not presently engaged, the improptu fete is being planned in response to the alarmingly
monogamous climate the game has been experiencing since Edict, Redcard, Feltman,
& Koneo have all been married off in the last 2 years or so.
"Bachelor parties are more important now than ever before," Koneo
stated, "and goddamit Seth's a bachelor--he should have a