The $50 Loser Song,
All words by The Edict.
To the tune of 'Yankee Doodle Dandy', by George Cohan
You're a fifty dollar loser.
You're the curly joe of cards.
You blame your loserdom on lousy luck-
Truth is, at poker, you suck.
You're a fifty dollar loser.
Bone-head betting was your curse.
Your strategy was plain to see-
Mismanagement, chipectomy
Next time, you'd better call the Nurse.
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