SELECTED PLAYER DATA AS A PERCENTAGE OF NET LUNACY

The following table sets forth selected operating data as a percentage of net games for players in the Game's consolidated statements of operations for the period indicated.

THREE MONTHS ENDED 4/2/2001

TOTAL GAMES HOSTED:     13
-Dano, Hank, Feltman, Chowhound, and Koneo hosted twice in the period.
-Edict, Lymie, Redcard hosted once.

SPILLS:     7
-Redcard leads with 4.

MISDEALS:     15
-Koneo with the lionshare: 8!!!!.

$50 LOSSES:     9
-Dano with 3, 2 of which were $100 losses.
-Koneo with 2 (that we know of.)

$100 WINS     3
-Edict, Hank, and Lymie(!?)

MISC.
-1 "Abruptly-left-game" attributed to Koneo
-Numerous "Might-as-well-left-game" attributed to Dano.

RESULTS OF OPERATIONS

THE QUARTER ENDED APRIL 3, 2001 COMPARED TO THE QUARTER ENDED DECEMBER 31,

Game flow. Game flow, (up 20%) has been excellent in recent months. This increase is directly attributable to the decrease in a certain players "sammich" contribution to the game. This positive trend is however in jeopardy due to a rise in cookie consumption.

Arguing Yelling and In-fighting. Off -1%. With the stock market in the toilet and the abrupt departure of a certain Russian refugee from Washington DC a measure of humility has kept the Hauser brothers somewhat quiet. That being said, with the stock market in the toilet and the abrupt departure of a certain Russian refugee from Washington DC alcohol consumption has been on the rise and the spectre of a more concentrated drunken-aggressive style of yelling looms on the horizon.

Research and Development. Research and development expenses increased primarily due to the stage 2 trials of a new type of "Speed-Felt" at our Felt Development facilities in Brooklyn. Our In-Vitro testing of a new Hank calming pill: "Hankquilizer" will soon be ready for market.

General and Administrative. Players need to show up on time more often (Edict, Hank, Lymie.) Hosting efficiencies may be realized by a more even distribution of hosting duties (Lymie, Edict.) Whining and complaining has been rising (Edict, Dano) which has a negative effect on morale. Digital camera proliferation and redundancy of imaging (Feltman, Redcard, Dano, Koneo) has proven to be disruptive to game flow and increased aggressiveness and arguing.

Misc. Gas is on the rise. Off-color-humor is at an all-time low. Beer is flat. Hearts and diamonds in the red, spades and clubs in the black.

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