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Lead Stories. January 23, 2001
Mark H. (aka Dirty Sanchez, aka El Chowhoundo) has cut a
wide swath of terror and mayhem through Mexico. Enraged when his waiter
refused to offer non-dairy sour cream for his burrito, Sanchez trashed the
restaurant. Donning his signature sombrero and knee brace the mustachioed
terrorist rode from town to town robbing, shooting, and recommending
questionable stock picks. "First I will churn them...then I will burn
them," he would say as he rode out of the chaos leaving only destruction,
negative account balances, and empty refrigerators behind him.
An early victim who would only identify himself as
"Koneo" said choking back tears, "first he came to my hacienda
and said 'buy P-Com'...I said no but he kept shouting...'Its a good one' and
then he ate all my tortillas." "Now I have to nothing--yesterday we
had to eat my dog...and my girlfriend is a vegetarian", he sobbed.
Where will Sanchez strike next? Nobody knows. As his
legend grows, the rumors get more and more bizarre. The latest: Sanchez's
last victim bought global crossing at $75 and had to give his patella
tendon to cover his commission bill.
Tonight at least, he won't be at poker--but watch out next
week. See you at Sheriff Lansbury's 8:00pm (early game).(Felt)
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