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Lead Stories.  February 21, 2001

Hank Thinks I'm Gay?

When Hank said "Feltman, you shouldn't wear that sweater...it makes you look gay," what he was really saying was "Feltman, you shouldn't wear that sweater ...it makes me feel gay."  Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course.  

In repeated instances last night Hank, who is thin, fastidious, single, and lives with another man, made public his strong feelings about the way Feltman (who, for the record, is thin somewhat sloppy, and lives with his female fiancee) was dressed.  He then felt the uncontrollable urge to poke and prod him with his hands.

"I don't know what his problem is," said Feltman.  "He says I look gay but he always seems to sit next to me."  And Feltman added in a hushed voice "He has very busy hands, if you know what I mean."  Indeed someone has "busy hands" in that house: there seems to be hand lotion strategically placed throughout the apartment.

"We all knew Hank was, y'know...a little funny that way, then Dano moved in and that really raised some eyebrows," Koneo stated.  "But I think when Lyons finally moved to neighborhood, well: 'Helloooo Frisco!' "  Chowhound, choking back tears: "He's my own damn brother, you'd think he'd be straight with me," he said oblivious to the pun. 

Whether or not Hank comes to terms with his own sexuality remains a mystery but in light of his recent comments he is the latest addition to the growing ranks of "Long Island City Boys" who now comprise nearly 38% of Tuesday Night Poker.  Oh well, If you can't beat'em, join'em I guess...I'll bring my Judy Garland albums next week. (story by, felt, photo credit: dano)

Full game recap here!

Hank apologizes to Doc G.

Dear Doc G:

I apologize to Dr. G. saying for "if he is too stupid to declare his own

cards he shouldn't win". Obviously, Dr. G is not stupid otherwise he

wouldn't be Dr. G. In fact, you can only say this about people who are

smart. However, maybe Dr. G has some form of poker dyslexia that prevents him

from properly seeing the colors and shapes of the cards. In that case, Dr.

G's declaration should be un-timed.

-Hank