Rumors swirled about the poker game as the infamous Gremlin purports to be Mitch's  illegitimate "love-child." It makes sense," said Edict, "they're both evil, have long arms, and laugh at inappropriate moments."

If true, this paternity shocker begs the question: Who is the mother? Dan Rheinstein admitted: "Well, I work on a lot of foreign cars and I'd say that gremlin looks at least part German."

Though nothing has been confirmed, the Gremlin has filed suit in Queens County Court for back pay of child support and is seeking compensation with shares in Maritel. The Gremlin is also reported to have signed a blockbuster deal for a "tell-all" book titled "Mitchie Dearest."