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Front Page News. Son
of Gremlin?
Much to the surprise of the fellows at Tuesday Night Poker it was discovered that the Long Island City Poker Gremlin, whom we all assumed was male, has recently given birth to a son. (This exclusive photo was taken by an unnamed source in Hell.) The revelation becomes even more shocking as rumors circulate that the baby gremlin may have been secretly fathered by one of our regular players. A major investigation of this incredible scandal is currently underway. News will be forthcoming on this site as soon as it is made available. |