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Player File:
Dano
Other
Aliases: Dan
O’Day de la Noché (and uh, that’s Mr. de la Noche to you,) Dan the Car Man,
Rhino, Rio, Ratchet, Barney, Squirrel.
General
Characteristics: Truly an
enigma of a player. Dano outwardly manifests all the genuine qualities of a
man’s man. He’s
a mechanic for one, complete with dirty fingernails, calluses, chronic back pain
and an extensive collection of Allman Brothers bootlegs. But he’s also a man
who has a soft side, literally.
He consumes more lip balm and hand lotion than the average Barnard
dormitory. He also listens to a lot of soulful music, reads a lot of chick books, and
he likes to bake cookies. “He’s as sensitive as soft fruit.”
His playing
style can best be describes as ‘intuitive’, that is, he folds when he gets
“a bad feeling about his hand,” which is 90% of the time.
Mr. de la Noché
has also perfected a number patented techniques like the “squirrel for a
quarter maneuver” and various chip obfuscation tactics.
You could call Dano an “athletic supporter” in the sense that “he
likes to protect his nuts.”
Statistically
speaking, Dano holds most of our money-losing records.
That, and his warm and friendly demeanor, make him one of the most liked
players in our game.
Most
Likely To: Fixé your Clutch,
Squirrel, threaten to leave, fold with good cards, build a chip fortress, eat
lobster, bake cookies, smack his lips, grill, deal cards off the table, be
napsterizing, own an Audi 4000, sexually abuse a chicken, roll his eyes about something or other, marry a
car.
Least
Likely to: argue,
commit to anything, smoke, overcharge, bet rationally, raise with a lock, play
past midnight, wear a suit and tie.
When
not playing poker he's: on his
computer or under a car.
Favorite
Game: Follow the Queen
Links:
[Rheinstein Garage Page] [Email
Dano]
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