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Other Aliases: Feltman,
Felty, Man-O-Felt, Felt-O-Man, ADD boy, King of Felt, Mano. Dano II.
General Characteristics:
I think there
would be a much more accurate description of Feltman if he would only sit the
fuck down for a half a minute. Known
to get up from his chair up to 300 times in a single evening, the peripatetic
Brooklynite has the attention span of a hyper-active fruit-fly.
It’s a bleeding miracle he sits his ass down long enough to write this
site every week. When he’s not
getting up he’s definitely not shutting up. This nominated 'ADD poster-boy of
the year, 1997' talks more and louder than anyone.
But he has a great excuse: he
‘knows’ everything. And he
loves nothing more than to show up early to get a head start telling you all
about it while curiously eying and handling everything in your apartment.
Feltman has been a great
innovator and tireless worker for the game.
This website is a prime example. He
also helped bring Joe Lieberman into prime rotation and the Pyramid Game seems
to be a future classic. His
culinary contributions have been numerous and varied but all have included pork.
Most Likely To:
Order pork, bring bangers, get up, tell you what he thinks, exaggerate 5x up or
down, cook onions, have the latest A/V gadget, raise with a lock, make excuses
for his dog, Floyd.
Least Likely to:
Drink like a man, turn down a sandwich, profess no knowledge, sit down for any
length of time, relax, smack his fiancée around, control his dog.
When not playing poker
he's: Working
on the site, schmuck!
Links: [Email
Feltman]
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