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Other Aliases: Earl, Earl of
Hank, Lil'Bitchie, H2, Mr. Hanky, Wyatt Yerp, Mitch, Green Pencil
General Characteristics: Gentle, soft-spoken,
deferential. These are all words that at no time have been used to
describe Hank. "Suffering from OCD, ADD, and CNJ (Complete Nut
Job)", said one player. "Tan, emotionally arrested, and ready"
said another. The term "obnoxious" was general to almost all
surveys as well as "tall", "skinny" and "unbelievably
loud".
Clearly and consistently the most belligerent player in the game,
"Hank is mad as hell and he's just not going to take it anymore...and it
doesn't really matter what 'it' is". It's really not his fault,
though, it's just that everyone else is so stupid.
Most Likely To: Yell, argue, poke,
incite mayhem, ask why why why?, call you a "fucking asshole", bet
excessively, kill squirrels, complain about something and then like it, tell you what
you should do.
Least Likely to: BYOB, chill
out, clean up, cook, eat peanuts in the shell, put olive pits down the
drain, apologize.
When not playing poker he's: Running
a global marine telecommunications company.
Links: [Hank' Page] [Email
Hank]
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