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Other Aliases: Kenny, Brooks,
Bronx, Brooksie, Mistah Blooks, Evorational, Dog Boy, Ho-Hee-Ho.
General Characteristics: Cheap,
un-ambitious, and late is no way to go through life. Unless you're Koneo
Kenny. The unaniminity of the respondents was strikingly clear.
Players are fed up with this character's misdealing, miserly, and shiftless
ways. But upon closer inspection, the root of all this ire is more a
result of jealousy and envy of Kenny's "stress-free" lifestyle.
In reality he's unemployed, unapologetic, and has the portfolio to back it
up.
Yes, he misdeals 4-5 times as often as most others, and sure, he's a little
difficult to get payment out of, and ok, he will occasionally resort to flight
or violence. But he loses more than he wins and that makes him just fine
in our books. Besides, he's a pretty funny guy, and we hear he recently proposed.... to his dog, Bella.
Ken can easily be identified at our table by his unique wash-n-wear wardrobe
(ie: dirty, wrinkled, banana republic clothes,) his torpid stupor when the deal
comes his way, and is always accompanied by his dog Bella, always.
Most Likely To: Misdeal, show up late, disagree, pay $7
when dinner cost $8, Drink someone else's beer, leave abruptly, break
furniture, marry his dog, fall ass-backward into a pile of cash, talk shit.
Least Likely To: Pay-up,
Agree, Leave with everything he came to the game with, work, get a new car, tell
his real age.
Links: [Koneo's
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Koneo]
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