Player File: Lymie
Other Aliases: Lymons,
Lymonious, Lymo, Pudding Face, (Anything but Crackah.)
General Characteristics: Lymie,
TNP's newest regular, breezed into our game on a hot and sultry summer night
like a character right out of a Tennessee Williams play. "Charming,
deliberate, dapper", and oh so southern, Lymie has introduced a much needed
touch of class and gentility to our game. But most of us couldn't give a crap
about that. "He loses heavily and often", and that's why we
love him. He also mixes a mean drink.
The innovator and coiner of the oft
slurred phrase "buck-and-back-a-buck" Lymie has raised the art of "raising"
to new heights, which is fine with us since he has also raised the art of "folding
after declaring" to new heights.
Lymons' can easily be identified by
his bespoke clothing, southern accent, proximity to the liquor cabinet and
distinct lack of chips in front of him.
Most Likely To: Get
into the scotch, Get into the mayo, Get married, Get divorced, lose, miscall his
hand, talk shit about the market, fold after declaring, raise with a shitty
hand, look as if he's paying attention when he's really thinking about himself,
fight koneo, lose.
Least Likely to: Win,
talk about money he lost in the market, host, prepare a good meal for the game,
show up, turn down a drink, slow down.
Favorite Catch-phrase: "Buck-and-back-a-buck",
"Gimme back mah damn money."
When not playing poker he's:
Raiding Hank's Liquor Cabinet.
Links: [Lymie's Page] [Email
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