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(compliments of Dan Kimberg of Dan's Poker Pages but with a bit of our own lexicography as well.) 

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Ante
A small forced bet that everyone at the table is required to pay before each hand. In games with an ante, these bets constitute the initial pot. When used as a verb, it means to post this bet.

Sir, you forgot to ante.

No, that's my ante right there.

 

Bangers
Grilled sausages, usually italian.  Favorites include Esposito's in Brooklyn and Balduchi's.  The term bangers is derivative of the British word for breakfast sausages and is generally pronounced in an exclamatory tone "BANGERS!"
 
Bet
To bet is to put money into the pot, usually by opening as later action in a round is a raise or a re-raise. As a noun, a bet can be the money added to the pot by a player on one turn, or the amount required in order to call. It can also be used to mean "turn to act," and lastly, especially when used in the plural, it can be used to mean the number of bets and raises.

Who bet? (meaning who opened)

That's his bet. (meaning that there is the money he wagered)
What's the bet? (meaning how much to call)
Your bet. (meaning your turn)
Let's make it two bets. (meaning I raise)
 
 
Bluff
A bet with a weak hand (typically a busted hand), usually intended to get other players to fold. A bluffing player usually has little or no chance of winning a showdown, but may suspect that other players will fold if they have not made strong hands either. In limit play, bluffing is more often a good idea against weak, tight players, who may fold even if they think they have a chance of winning. Bluffing is a bad idea against players who call too often, because it's unlikely to scare them out of the pot. Bluffing is also a much more significant factor in pot-limit and no-limit play, where the bluffer can make calling an expensive proposition. See also semi-bluff, represent, speeding, table cop, and advertising

 Don't see Edict.

 

Board
The community cards in a flop game (like hold'em) or the up cards in a stud game (like seven card stud). Someone who "plays the board" isn't using any of their hole cards.

 

Boat
Another name for a full house. I've also heard "full boat," but I think it sounds idiotic so I'm not giving it a separate entry.

 

*Buck-a-back-a-buck
1. The last thing Lymie says before losing another hand.  Typically pronounced with a slurred twang.  2. The mating call of the Mississippi Booze Hound (AKC.)  

 

*Bucket

One dollar. $1.00

 

*Bucket of Water
One dollar and 25 cents. $1.25.  Just like a Bucket only more serious.

 

Bullets
A pair of aces in the hole.

 

Bump
To raise.
 
 
Call
To call is to match the current bet. If there has been a bet of $10 and a raise of $10 then it costs $20 to call. Calling is the cheapest (and the most passive) way to remain in a hand. See also cold call, flat call, and it.

 

Cards Speak
Cards speak is simply the rule that the value of your hand is determined solely by your cards. You don't have to declare your hand properly in order to claim the part of the pot you deserve. The alternative to this is mainly declare games, usually played in home games for low stakes.

 

Check
If there has been no betting before you in a betting round, you may check, which is like calling a bet of $0, or passing your turn. If all the players at a table check in turn in the same round, it is said to be checked around, resulting in a free card.

Poker chips are also sometimes called checks. This is mostly European (esp. British) usage.

I checked with the intention of folding on the turn and the river, but no one ever bet.

 

Check-Raise/Chicken Raise
A check-raise is just what it sounds like -- a raise after you have already checked within a betting round. Check-raises can be used to trap a player who (for example) would have folded to a single bet, but who will open if it is checked to them.

While check-raising is legal virtually everywhere serious poker is played, there are apparently a few public cardrooms which prohibit it at the lowest limits. Home poker games, which may be more or less serious, vary more widely.

I noticed he liked to position bet a lot, so whenever I had a good hand I check-raised him.

 

Chip
Poker chips are small round discs used instead of money at the poker table. The ones used at casinos are typically made of clay, while home poker games often substitute cheaper plastic chips. Using chips instead of cash has a number of advantages, mostly just that they're easier to count and manipulate. Color designations for chips are arbitrary, but many casinos use white for $1 chips, red for $5 chips, green for $25 chips, and black for $100 chips. If someone asks for a rack of white, they'd like $100 in $1 chips.

 

*Chipectomy
A gruesome 'procedure' wherein a player is relieved of all or a large quantity of chips.  The scarring may be evidenced on the wallet and psyche.  Fortunately, chipectomies are usually performed on heavily anaesthetized individuals.
 
 
Crying Call
A call by someone who is virtually certain they will not win the potSee Lymie.

 

Dealer's Choice
A format in which the dealer is allowed to select the particular poker game that will be dealt. Sometimes this means before each hand, although a more sensible system (since in many games the dealer has a positional advantage) is one in which players take turns choosing the game for an entire round.

 

Declare
Declare games are games in which you must declare the value of your hand in order to claim the pot. A typical example is a high-low split game in which you must declare before showdown whether you are claiming the high, low, or both pots (typically if you declare both you must win both in order to claim either). Declare games are played almost exclusively in home games. In most if not all cardrooms, cards speak.

See also Dano's niece.

 
Deuce
Twos are sometimes called deuces. So 22277 can be called deuces full of sevens.

 

Felt
The surface of most poker tables is made of some sort of felt, or is in any case referred to as such. A player who is running out of chips rapidly can be referred to as "down to the felt."  Usually supplied by Feltman.
 

 

Fish
A bad player. A terrible player. A player who will tend to give away lots of money. Fish-ness can also be relative. Common poker wisdom holds that if you can't find the fish at your table, you're it. See also provider.

See Doc G.

I love playing at that fish pond.

 

Fishhook
A nickname for a jack, more often heard in the plural.
Damn these fishhooks, they keep getting me into trouble.

 

Flop
A number of games, such as hold'em and omaha, are played with five community cards. The first three of these cards are dealt all at once, and are called the flop. Games with a flop can be called flop games.

To flop a hand is to make that hand on the flop. To "see" the flop is to still be in the hand when the flop comes.

I missed my pre-flop raise, and lost the hand when the big blind made a gutshot on the river.

I flopped a fourflush and made my hand on the turn.

 

Flush
A hand in which all five cards share the same suit. When comparing two flushes, the hand with the highest card not in common is better. So AK873 of hearts is a better flush than AK872 of diamonds. Not much better.

 

Fold
To abandon your hand, usually because someone else has made a larger bet than you are willing to call. Usually, one folds by mucking one's cards.

 

Four of a Kind
Four cards of the same rank. Also called quads. For example, if you hold 88882, you have quad 8's.

 

Full House
A hand consisting of three cards of one rank and two cards of another rank. AAA33 is aces full of threes, often abbreviated to "aces full." To fill up is to draw to and make a full house. Also called a boat.

I figured even if my trip sevens were no good, there was a decent chance I'd fill up.

 

High
The high hand is simply the best hand. When playing a high-low split game, one is said to "win the high" when one has the best hand, while another player wins the low. In seven card stud, the player with the strongest up cards is said to be high, and is usually first to act on fourth and subsequent streets.

 

High-Low Split
In high-low split games, half the pot goes to the best hand (the high), half to the worst (the low). The criteria for deciding the low vary - see low. Split games are also often played with a qualifier that the low hand must be "8 or better." This means that the low hand must have five unpaired cards 8 or lower. Omaha and Seven Card Stud are the most popular high-low split games.

Note that if there is a sole winner of one pot and a tie for the other, the sole winner wins half the pot while the other half is split evenly among the tied hands.

 

Hold'em
See Texas Hold'em.

 

Hole
Your first two down cards in seven card stud. If they're both jacks, you have a pair of jacks "in the hole." See also pocket.

 

Isolate
To raise with the intention of thinning the field to yourself and a single other player is to isolate that player.

I raised to isolate him, but ended up getting three callers.

 

*Jay-Pot/Jay-Sized-Pot
A small pot.  Derived from the droning lament of Jay Swift who, at least to him, always seems to win the smallest pots.  Generally preceded or followed by an "Eeesh!"

 

*Joe Lieberman
A form of Omaha fully sanctioned and overseen by the American Rabbinical Congress.
    
The only game allowed to be played on Yom Kippur.

 

Joker
A joker is an additional card in the deck that is used in some games. The jokers isn't often used in serious poker, but when it is it's usually considered a wild card. See also bug.

 

*Kibitz/Kibitzing
Any discussion at the table of the hand currently underway, especially by players not involved in the pot, and especially any talk that might affect play. Depending on the nature of the discussion, table talk is often considered somewhere between rude and an act of war. The most common example of table talk to be avoided is announcing what cards you've folded. If the flop is 888 and you shout "Damn!" or slam your fist into the table, you've done a disservice to anyone at the table who thought they might like to represent quads.
 
 
Lock
A lock is a hand guaranteed to win at least part of the pot. In a high-low split game, for example, the lock low is the best possible low hand. See also nuts.

 

Loose
Playing loose simply means playing more hands and holding on to them longer. In essence, loose with your cash. A loose table is a table dominated (so to speak) by loose players. Loose isn't always bad - excessively tight play can be equally costly, especially at high levels of play. Looseness should not be confused with aggressiveness.

A loose call is a borderline inadvisable or even incorrect call.

He was playing so loose, it seemed like he was in every pot.

 

Low
In most poker games, the best hand wins. Most but not all. In a number of games, the worst hand wins all or some of the pot. Draw lowball and razz are just two examples of games played for low. Omaha and seven card stud have popular high-low split variants, in which the low hand gets half the pot. There are two common ways to evaluate low hands. In deuce to seven games, the best low hand is just the worst high hand. The best possible low is 75432, provided there is no flush. In ace to five games, straights and flushes don't count, and aces are lower than 2's. So the best possible low is A2345, a wheel.

 

*Low-In-Hole
A confounding concept for Doc G.  The lowest card in the hole used is wild.  Usually played in Iron Cross.

 

*Nurse/Calling the Nurse
To go out or fold.  Usually when the bet is too high, in Dano's case a quaker

 

Nuts (or Nut -)
The nuts is the best possible hand. This makes most sense in flop games like hold'em, where the community cards make the nuts pretty much the same for everyone. An exception is when your hole cards make a better hand impossible. If the board is AAK52, the nuts would be AA to an observer, but a player with AK would effectively hold the nuts (assuming the 2 and 5 didn't share a suit with one of the A's). In hold'em, the nuts is never less than trips. "Nut xxx" is used to refer to the best hand of a particular type, especially a straight or flush. If the table described above had the AK2 of spades, the nut flush would be the queen and any other spade.  Also something a squirrel covets.

 

Omaha
Omaha is a flop game similar to hold'em, but with two key differences. First, each player is dealt four cards instead of just two. Second, a hand must be made using exactly two pocket cards (out of those four) and three from the table. That is, if four suited cards hit the table, you still need two more to make a flush. And if you start with four aces, then you have a pair of aces, with little chance to improve. The high-low variant of omaha, with an 8 or better qualifier for low, is especially popular.

 

Open
To open, or open betting, is simply to make the first bet in a round.

When everyone checked to me, I figured it was okay to open with middle pair.

 

Pair
Two cards of the same rank. If you hold AAKJ3, you have a pair. See also top pair, middle pair, bottom pair, and two pair.

 

Perfect
The highest or lowest possible hand in a given game.  Optimally a Royal straight flush (or 5 aces in a wild card game) high or a 6432A low.

 

Pocket
The two cards dealt to you face down in hold'em, or the first two face down in seven card stud are your pocket cards, or hole cards. Hold'em players tend to call them pocket cards, stud players tend to call them hole cards. See also pocket pair.

 

Poker
Poker isn't just a card game - it's many card games. While no definition is going to satisfy everyone, the majority of poker games do share some common features, especially betting in rounds and the ranking of hands. Poker is commonly played in cardrooms (often within casinos) and in private home games (illegally in many states). The games played in cardrooms seem to divide into stud games, draw games, and flop games. In home games, however, anything goes, including games that seem to have no reason to be called poker. The varieties played in home games probably number in the hundreds, or even the thousands. Some common cardroom games include Texas Hold'em, Seven Card Stud, Omaha, Razz, Lowball, Pineapple, and Anaconda. (Okay, just kidding about the anaconda.)

 

*P.O.N.
Acronym for Pussies Out Now.  A warning to get out -or- a derogatory term for an early folder.

 

Pot
All the money in the middle of the poker table that goes to the winner of the hand is the pot. Any player who has not yet folded is said to be "in the pot." A player who has called an initial bet is said to have entered the pot.

 

Provider
A provider is a poker player who makes the game profitable for the other players at the table. Similar in meaning to fish, although provider has a somehow less negative connotation. A provider might be a decent player who just happens to be playing out of his/her league. A fish is usually someone who's probably out of any league. See Lymie, Doc G

 

Quads
Four of a kind.

 

*Quaker
The minimum bet usually made by PONs but enough to make a squirrel go out.  Twenty five cents. $0.25

 

Quarter
To win one fourth of the pot is to be quartered. This is usually the result of splitting half the pot in a high-low split game.

 

Raise
After someone has opened betting in a round, to increase the amount of the bet is to raise. For example, if the betting limit is $5 and player A bets $5, player B can fold, call the $5, or raise it to $10. Knowledgeable poker players sometimes get irritated when someone says raise to indicate an opening bet. But they usually know what you mean.
 
 
Re-raise
Any raise after the first raise in a round. Player A bets, player B raises, player C (or A) re-raises. See also cap and check-raise.

 

River
The last of five community cards in flop games (e.g. hold'em and omaha). Sometimes called fifth street. Sometimes "river" is used to refer to the last card in non-flop games, such as seven card stud.

 

Rockets
Or "pocket rockets" - a pair of aces in the hole.
 
 
Round
A round can refer either to a round of betting or a round of hands. A betting round usually begins after a card or several cards are dealt. Each player is given a chance to act, and the round ends when everyone has either folded to or called the last bet or raise. (See it.) Each round of betting is followed either by further dealing or by a showdown.

A round of hands consists of one hand dealt by each player at the table (or, when there's a house dealer, one hand with the dealer button at each position). In a round of hold'em you're in each position once, and you expect on average to hold the best hand once (although you will fold it pre-flop and kick yourself for the rest of the evening).

One more round and I'm outta here. (round of hands)

After I missed the check-raise I made sure to open the next round. (round of betting)

 

Royal Straight Flush
An ace high straight flush is a royal straight flush, or a royal flush, or just a royal. Some traditionalists dislike the phrase "royal flush" (preferring "ace high straight flush"), but no one dislikes the hand. It's the most powerful hand in casino poker.

 

Sandbag
Sandbagging means concealing your strength for the purpose of increasing your profit. In poker, this usually means slowplaying in the early betting rounds in order to extract more profit on the later rounds. Especially when called "sandbagging," this practice sometimes has the negative connotation -- usually among occasional or less serious players -- of being a hostile or marginally unethical way to play. Experienced players regard it as just another part of the game, a vital strategic tool. The same is true for check-raising, which bears some resemblance to slowplaying.

 

See
To call a bet is sometimes referred to as seeing it. This usage comes up often in the context of string bets, when players more familiar with home poker say things like, "I'll see your fifty and raise you a hundred."

 

Seven Card Stud
Hank's game when there are 7 players or less. In seven card stud (sometimes "seven stud" or just "stud"), each player is dealt seven cards of their own: two down, then four up, and a final card down. There is a round of betting after the first up card and after each subsequent card dealt.

Stud is usually played with a small ante and a forced bring-in on third street. In limit games, the bet size typically increases on fifth street.

 

Shuffle
Before each hand, the dealer shuffles the cards - mixes them up in order to make their order as unpredictable as possible. Most cardrooms have fairly specific requirements for how the cards are to be shuffled.

 

Shy
A sum borrowed from the pot to cover bets in a single hand when a player has run out of chips or cash.  Usually manifested as a pile of chips stacked neatly in front of his hand but away from the pot.  Shy (n) or Go Shy.
 
 
*Smenty/Sementy
A $0.75 bet.

 

Split Pot
In a game that isn't high-low split, a hand in which two players show down the same hand (especially in games with community cards) results in a pot split between those two players. In a high-low split game, of course, many hands result in split pots.

 

*Squirrel
          One who constantly folds early ie: stores his nuts.  See Dano.

 

Straight
A hand composed of five cards of consecutive ranks (aces count as high or low). A2345 is a five high straight, or a straight to the five. 789TJ is a jack high straight, or a straight to the jack. TJQKA is an exercise for the reader (but see broadway). In comparing straights, the straight to the higher card wins.

 

Straight Flush
A hand consisting of five cards of consecutive ranks of the same suit. A straight flush is the strongest possible hand. Of two straight flushes, the one with the highest high card is better. An ace high straight flush is often called a royal flush or a royal straight flush, or just a royal.

 

Stud
Usually short for seven card stud. Also refers to stud games in general, including five card stud, in which each player is dealt a number of non-shared cards and must use only those cards. May be contrasted with flop games and draw games.

 

Suit
You know, clubs, diamonds, hearts, spades.

 

Table Cop
A player who calls with the intention of keeping other players honest (e.g., to snap off bluffs) is said to be playing table cop. Also a player who makes an effort to point out violations (significant and otherwise) of casino rules (e.g., reminding other players to act in turn, which is properly the responsibility of the dealer).  See Edict or a drunken Redcard.
 
 
Tell
A tell is any habit or behavior that gives other players more information about your hand than they would have simply from your play. For instance, you might unconsciously play with your chips every time you bluff. Or you might notice that another player blinks a lot whenever he has a strong hand. Mike Caro's "The Body Language of Poker" describes a large number of tells that can often be seen in inexperienced (and experienced) players.

I picked up reliable tells on two players at the table, so my evening was very profitable.

 

Texas Hold'em
Texas Hold'em (or just "hold'em") is a poker game in which each player gets two pocket cards, while five community cards are dealt face-up on the table. The strength of a player's hand is the best hand that can be made with these seven cards. There is a round of betting after the pocket cards are dealt, after the first three community cards (the flop), after the fourth, or turn card, and after the final, or river card.

 

Three of a kind
Three cards of the same rank. Also called trips. For example, if you hold 888AK, you have trip 8's.

 

Trips
Three of a kind.

 

Up
Aces up is two pair with aces as the higher pair. Kings up is two pair with kings as the higher pair. Are you getting this?

In stud games, your face-up, exposed cards are also just called your up cards.

 

Walk
To walk in poker is to be away from the table long enough to miss one or more hands. Such people, and/or people who do so frequently, are called walkers. Depending on local conditions, walkers may be off getting food, smoking, playing craps, or waiting for more fish to sit down. Or something else, who knows what these mysterious people do? Most cardrooms have well-defined but poorly enforced rules about walkers - i.e., that a player's chips may be picked up (by the house, that is) after they've been gone for some specific amount of time. Too many walkers at a table can cause it to break, often through an unfortunate chain reaction. Once one or two players get up from the table, it makes it more likely for others to walk, or just leave.  See Feltman

 

Weak
A style of play characterized by a readiness to fold and a reluctance to raise. Weak is also used to generally describe a poor player or a table that's easy to beat.  See Dano.

 

*Weiner
A winner for the night.  Sometimes yelled in a staccato fashion "I...am...a...Weiner!" when a particularly big hand has been won.  See Koneo.
 
 
 
Wheel
A2345.

 

Wild Card
A card that can serve as any other card in making your hand. For example, if tens are wild, and you have four aces and a ten, then your hand is five aces. Obviously wild cards make for some odd games. See also bug and serious poker.

 

*Yerp/Yurp
A guttural sound acknowledging something said, done, or witnessed.  Usually refers to an odd or unusual event.  Literally translated as "ok I understand that [the object] is weird but that's ok with me."